After reading my last post, I assume you thought, “Wow, you
are so right! And smart! Instead of eating, I’m going to read something the
next time I’m stressed!”
Well, at least I can hope you thought something along those
lines. And after having reached this conclusion, I imagine you might have run
into a small problem: how do I choose what to read when I’m stressed?
Or maybe you figured you could pick out the perfect
stress-reading book on your own.
If you thought the latter, you were wrong (maybe. Maybe not.
Actually, probably not. Discontinue reading this post if you are confident in
your book-choosing abilities).
If, on the other hand, you thought the former, I might be
able to provide some assistance here.
Voila!
The Rules of Picking a Stress-Reading Book:
1. Approach
your bookshelf.
2. Consider
the titles of the books on your bookshelf.
3. Eliminate
from consideration the books that you have never read before.
4. From
the remaining books, pool together books that you enjoyed reading in the past.
5. From
this smaller group of enjoyed books, pick a single title; ideally, this will be
one that you have not read in a long time. This will be your stress-reading
book.
Considering the Rules
I would not be surprised if you still had questions or even
objections regarding this process. I hope to address some of them.
Firstly, why must one
approach the bookshelf? Why can’t the bookshelf approach oneself?
Unfortunately, I cannot answer this question without going
into a deep philosophical discussion of the nature and actions of animate and
inanimate objects. Even then, considering the nature of philosophy and my lack
of expertise in that realm, I would not likely reach a satisfactory explanation.
Suffice it to say: unless you have a magical moving
bookshelf in your possession, the books will not be coming to you.
Alright. Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, we can
consider the more relevant concerns raised by these rules.
Why can’t I read a
book I’ve never read before?
I’m not saying you can’t – but I recommend that you do not.
I speak from experience.
First, every time I have picked up an unfamiliar book with
the intention of stress-reading on some weekend (I’m looking at you, Jane Eyre and Sherlock Holmes), I find that the book is too
interesting to put down. The school week starts again, and I find I’m putting
off working on homework so that I can find out what happens next.
If you do not have upcoming responsibilities, take a chance
on a new book. I hope it is enjoyable. It’s easier to put down a book that you
won’t be dying in suspense over.
Second, picking a book you’ve read before means you know
whether or not you enjoyed reading it the first time (see rule #4). I have
found that it is harder to be excited about reading a book if it is not
interesting or fun to read. You won’t want to invest the effort, and will
therefore experience fewer of the benefits of stress-reading. Also, reading
works you find depressing is not likely to improve your mood. By choosing an
already-proven book, you’re removing the bad apples of literature.
Why is it ideal if I
haven’t read the book in a long time?
This also falls under the issue of the book being
interesting to you. It could be difficult to really get into a book that you
just read. The book will [hopefully] be more intriguing if you can’t remember
every detail.
In Conclusion
Ultimately, the right book will be stimulating enough to
help you focus on something other than your worries, but not so fascinating
that you can’t tear yourself away from it.